Monday, September 5, 2016

A Girlfriend (no, it should have been a daughter or sister) of a Very Gay Man

“I want to be a fairly happy girl!” Karen said. “I want my cunt to be happy so that I can feel the rest of me with it to be happy! Thereby I shall for always be happy and enjoy what one cannot feel that I wouldn't have in my clitoris to be able to stand for and fake that I am for all eternity worth it for every man to be had with!”

“I find that to be amusing of you!” her boyfriend answered.

“Yeah! Cool, now! Cause I have it in me to feel that you are superior, you guys, but I also have it in me to hate you for it that you don't feel it's me that it shall pertain to, having so much fun - or else they be boring as hell just there for pretending I am a woman at stake for being touched as though I weren't hornier for gay men!”

He smiled smugly and said: “You and I have the benefit of feeling the same kinds of attractions! I feel that it's men, mostly, that I want to have, and you feel like it's almost only us that it really should be. Am I right in that you can preserve that kind of an attitude until they seem to be into as much gay life as I am?”

“Yes, I think I can, dear! I also think I can keep on insulting them to the extent they don't become gay for it. On the other hand, I can't keep insulting them if there's not any alibi for finding them unattractive to the extent they can't be like you!”

“I will thereby raise my penis for telling them that they are not, of sorts, even, pertinent to the kind of susceptibility for women that I am, and that they will be, once they find their penises match their interiors of being actual men and not women, and who shall thereby be attracted forever to the male kind!”

She looked at him with an emotion of clarity on how to worship the penis as the token of all kinds of love, from now and forever after. She saw his penis half risen and felt the emotion of the sex she had with him and his two boyfriends half an hour ago. “I feel your penis still in me as though I was the absolute power over vaginal responsibility for the notion of absolute virginity of sadism against the penis as though I was an immature for the sake of the dicks of you all to stand for me as though they weren't made for each other! Thereby I shall save my virginity of lust for the same gender as myself for the sake of you guys having your penises erect and forever talk to each other as though there were no notion of insanity in that all the sex you have is with me as the alibi before the weird heterosexuals that we encounter and now need to manipulate to our favour!”

He looked thoughtful. “I feel as though I was the supreme power over heteresex as though they were penises at stake for the sake of me being erect and forever in my vision there for the sake of my penis as well as theirs to be standing!”

“I feel like screwing time and again with both of you - I mean you and he with the big one! And I feel like screwing them time and again, those four other blokes you have coming here time and again!”

“I never minded that kind of opinion about my penis that says it is erect for the sake of some woman being naughty with that she is all erect for the sake of supporting penises to be the rule of the world. And forever on, now, I shall make your vagina hot and our penises throbbing over the happiness that you will indeed feel there!”

She looked at him with solemn amusement. Then she started masturbating her clitoris, and upon that her labia. He stood there watching her, with his penis half-erect, but with his mind on some other guys that might come there later that evening. When she was done orgasming, he asked her: “Do you feel they have the competence, Carl and Benny, to suggest that penis be the absolute notion for virginity for hereafter?! Because, I like they have the emotion that you can feel the right thing for us to be real about for the sake of infinity of reason to be into absolute notions of masculinity for the sake of us and not the cunts that you don't stand for that there should be any!”

Still very excited, Karen forced herself to think about it. “I feel,” she said after a while, “that they are Benny is not smart enough, yet, for that kind of notion, but that Carl is.” Somehow, this impressed her boyfriend very much. “Then will you,” he asked, “have them tonight, for the benefit of having them erect for the likes of me and for the infinity of reason to see them as penises so erect that it shall be homosexual forever after, what they do to me - or with me - or without me; whatever they do shall forever after it lead to that they ignore their hetero instincts forever, and propose that I and the others shall have our penises erect for their sake, just like for ours?!”

She came vigorously while he said that. Meanwhile she was also thinking about what she might do to please the two fellows into feeling that hetero was nonsense, and into feeling that she was the supreme being to the extent they wanted anything to do with it for old times sake.

“I feel,” she answered, “that I will tonight be able to have seem hetero in the sense that makes them awkward before a woman, and homo in a sense that wakes their interests in men forever to be erect at least spiritually for each other!”

He smiled. “Then shall we introduce them tonight to our views on eternity and on how come females could be on top of males were it not for the spirituality that leads males to claim one another enough to feel confident that male is enough and shall so be from here and until eternity?”

“Then how shall I respond to their questions about how I should be able to be with them?! For I have no reason to believe they will accept my issues of being a female in such a male context!”

“I will thereby say to them that they will have to be forever merciful about the female in the context, or else they shall receive no mercy from those who pertain to all the hetero there can be in a male to pertain to!”

“I will thereby pretend as if something about my vagina for them tonight, and about how it opens and shows itself to be real when there are homosexual guys near it!”

“Then we shall tonight seduce them into becoming sexual in the way that they should be, and thereby have them be forever what they aught to be, instead of that lousy freaking kind of sexuality that they have been pertaining to during the time they were mediocre at presenting male instinct as the best!”

That night Karen seduced the two boys into thinking they were wild for a female when they were being homosexual. She had done this with seven other guys before, but this night something happened. She felt weird about men, suddenly. And she couldn't get rid of that feeling. She decided, eventually, to flee the scene, and thus excused herself from the party.

Her boyfriend looked at her in surprise. “Aren't you enjoying yourself?! I thought we were going to strike the hetero to be worthless from now on, and then you betray my confidence!”

“I'm sorry! I just don't feel the same for now! I think I have to go home and think things over for a little!”

He looked at her. “Okay, you do that!” he said after a while.

Once home, she asserted that her lust was consistently aimed at homosexuality to the extent that she herself could not feel hetero. Therefore she decided to break up with the gay man she had so much hope for an eternity of happiness with.

The next morning, upon his return home, her now former boyfriend found a note saying:

From now on I cannot be with you, because I have lost my interest in men it seems. And I shall be forever away from you, because my vagina is not willing any longer to feel hetero.

Upon reading this, the man saw to it that he never again should trust a woman to be hetero enough not to ever let him and his boyfriends down.

Friday, September 2, 2016

Assets of Enthusiasm

“Picturesque, solemn and happy,” he told her, “that's how her assets keep shining their dignity through all the mediocre jargons and attitudes that the other whores have! That's why she's my favorite whore!”

She looked at him, her half-cousin, and wondered how he thought he would be able to keep up a dignified manner himself, to the extent he would not resist that woman's temptations. She looked at the pictures he showed her and the three other whores he had chosen for the occasion. “I feel they are not too excellent to be disposed of - and instead you could chose one of the whores I have in my business for him!”

He looked at her. “Should I believe, you say, that you, Cynthia, have access to all that much of sexiness for my friend? They aren't too bad, these three! So if they really are mediocre compared to your credentials, or something, then show me what they are, those supreme whores that they sell, that company of yours!”

She sighed. “I will show them to you! See to it that you really get the right idea about them now! It's not only about looks; it's about respect for his authority - and yours too, even!”

She opened her laptop and presented two of her whores for him. He examined them carefully.

“Great!” he exclaimed after a while. “How much for the two of them?!”

“For you, my dear Sebastian, I'll lower the price, say seven hundred dollars each!”

He looked at her again. “I guess they're really fine then, if that's a lowered price for em?!”

She enthusiastically felt her own flow of pleasure at the thought of pleasuring his friend, and answered: “Yes!” She lowered her voice. “Absolutely! They both are so sexy that he will be wild for them all night long! As a matter of fact, I have been wild for them a couple of times! Firstly, remember on my twenty-fifth birthday! They celebrated me with the two of them and some chocolate cake! Secondly on my anniversary of becoming a main stockholder of a book company that we bought, I and my sister!”

“How do you feel about participating then? In my friends anniversary that is. I mean ven you have such assets that i don't feel inclined to say he wouldn't be happy to see that kind of enthusiasm for them in the type of woman that you are, dear Cynthia!”

“I can't! I'm already booked for that night! But thanks for the invitation anyway. I'm sorry Sebastian, but the pleasures of business aren't too far from bad for the enthusiasms of being a real good agent of promoting it!”

“I see! But then how come they have it you have the pleasure of being sophisticated about the deals with the mafia - and that without considerations about how they teat the fellows who don't seem fit to be perspicacious about sexiness and lust being of rather basely character?”

“It's because, dear Sebastian, I as a woman cannot feel inferior to them for the sake of my clarity on that my lust and passion can be indulged in by them and other men (or women) who don't seem to feel that I am inferior and therefore don't pretend as if something about my ass coming to be seen as an asset for them and their businesses!”


They thereby did close the deal about the two whores she had presented for him.